Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?

Last night, I did what I do best: I went out and picked up a liberal chick from a hipster bar as it was reggae night. I picked her up and started walking to her house with her. She spoke of the normal liberal chick stuff...you know the rhetoric...about how they love reggae now, how they aren't fake like they were in high school and how they know who they are because they have a lower back tattoo and a belly-button ring.



Well, I went to her house, had my way with her and went to sleep after admiring her various posters of Obama, Bob (Marley), The Doors and glancing over her grocery store tabloid magazines and incense collection.



When I was leaving her bedroom, a child came out and asked me if I was his father. I told him that I wasn't. He said that I had to be his father because fathers are supposed to sleep with mothers.



Has anyone else ever had this happen?Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?Everything except the kid part...I must have had over 150 One Nighters with Libbie Chickies...All the ones I've had my way with have abortions several times a year with zero kids...I've had to pay for several myself...Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?
You know that never happened. You are obviously trying to insult liberal women but you are very unconvincing. Try formulating a decent political question that is not an ad hominem attack on liberals.Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?No and you never had it happen, either. Nice imagination. Some day you may find out what it's like to really get laid and then you won't have to make up stories.Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?
Have a psychotic episode? no.Has anyone else had this happen when they were leaving their far-left one night stand's house?No, but then again I hook up with hot girls

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