Saturday, February 18, 2012

Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?

1) The fit 20 year old, quite pretty, very inexperienced and immature, but extremely approachable so when she comes home within 5 minutes she texts you "I miss you already"



2) The 30 year-old, self-assured in his career, experienced enough, enterprising so if you see her again a second time the third one she already wants to introduce you his parents



3) The 40-year old, still single, beautiful and cared for, a real bomb in bed but with unresolved psychological problems that even Freud wouldn't know to solve



4) The married one, regardless of age but it's your business if she falls in love



5) The divorced one, regardless of age, disappointed by marriage, with grown daughters, who has no intention to rebuild her lifeMen: Who's better for a one night stand .....?ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME!Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?
Me likes the married ones. They are always very aggressive and they like doing more different things, so to speak. Me like, me like. Plus, there's that satisfaction (thrill) of doing something you're not suppose to do.Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?the twenty year old I guess...

although that's kind of shocking that a twenty year old would text the guy she just slept with "i miss you already" when it's only a one night stand. hard to believee.
The chick who is asleep when you are trying to sneak out after making so many promises for a one night stand because my balls were aching. Men are hunters and women are gatherers.Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?Any could be just as good (and I don't just mean that as a joke), but number five seems the most safe.Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?
the one with the mental problems
First one, please.Men: Who's better for a one night stand .....?
at my age I'd be happy if I could get anyone of them alone for one night
you got to many you sound like a collector
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